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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
rainy days are fun! haha sike! I didnt do n e thing today..at all its 6:30 and I am still in my PJs hahha nice! yea well im broed nothing to write about AS USUAL! outie!
**Whitney***
Posted at 06:20 pm by Whitney
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Saturday, August 07, 2004
wow i havent written in soo very long. well i really dont want to update so i am just going to let out my feelings for hte moment..this is what these are for kinda right? well here are some convos they kinda explain it all
me and shannon
***now me and shannon werent BBF or w.e but we were definitly good friends. shes someone who i dispised at tiems and at other was happy fo rher to be there. thanks shannyboo***
KinkyPinky2623: imis syou shannon
Bugabooshan: i miss you to whit
KinkyPinky2623: itll NEVER be the same
KinkyPinky2623: its soo sad
Bugabooshan: yeah
Bugabooshan: we were really good friends and now we arent as close
KinkyPinky2623: i know
KinkyPinky2623: and its not just that its just like..im not in wyoming anymore..you know
Bugabooshan: yeah
KinkyPinky2623: i mean i like it here its just...not the same and it never will be
KinkyPinky2623: shit i cant stop crying
Bugabooshan: and what really bothered me with you not being here is that i had a great year and it would of been so much better with you and when kelsey english moved herr dont get me wrong i love kelsey but everyone like acted like she took your spot and it really pissed me off because she could never take your spot no matter what!
Bugabooshan: why?
KinkyPinky2623: i miss it there alot
Bugabooshan: it sucks because i miss you and we were in ssr together and i personaly thought we had fun
Bugabooshan: and i remember during testing you colored this like picture thing for me and its only like a sticky note and i still have it
KinkyPinky2623: oh my god shannon i kno wwe werent liek best of friends as in like me nd ali but to be honest i miss you more...i talkt oyo more and like she doesnt even care that i am gone she just was liek oh just another one gone abndcourtney doesnt talk to me anymore you and paul are the only ppl i ever talk to and terrance and it hurts
KinkyPinky2623: its like no one notics that i am gone
Bugabooshan: i notice everyday!
KinkyPinky2623: and nikeya keeps leaving me all these messages that just make me cry cus she is just like we miss you so much krista nad i wwere talkign and we miss you and we want you back and all this stuff...oh andi am sitill in touch with krista and nikkeya nd soemtimes teesha
KinkyPinky2623: like how can they do that? does courtny or ali EVER talk about me?
Bugabooshan: i remember in like PE when we sat next to each other and you had the biggest crush on terrance and then when we were doing those push up thingys i pulled ur shorts down but luckly you were wearing spandex
KinkyPinky2623: oh i know!
Bugabooshan: not really
KinkyPinky2623: member when we were doing the push up things and i was wearing pants and you and chelsea i think her name was liek held onto my pants and i went down but my pants didnt and we though no one saw my leopard underwear but last summer i found out td and lorenzo and everyone ALL saw
KinkyPinky2623: i was like..sweet lol
Bugabooshan: i totoaly remember that
Bugabooshan: i always think about how awesome of friends we were
KinkyPinky2623: i know
KinkyPinky2623: i still have my barbie lip gloss
Bugabooshan: awesome
KinkyPinky2623: its always in my purse ppl will go through adn be liek WTF nad ill be liek hey its cool shut up lol
Bugabooshan: i wear the braclet you gave me all the time and i have my rubber ducky on my shelf above my bed
KinkyPinky2623: aww'
KinkyPinky2623: its soo weird how like i only knew you for one year and i will never forget you ever
KinkyPinky2623: but i knew ali and courtney prolly better and long adn i am already forgetting how they are
KinkyPinky2623: i just remeber courtney singing the burgerking retard song and thats only cus i saw it on the comp the other day
Bugabooshan: its because they have changed since 7tha nd i really havent all that much
KinkyPinky2623: thats wat ali was saying shes liek yea well i have changed its liek okay...so have i i dont relaly care just becuas eyou may be a lil differnet it wont ever changed how much you ment to me..but i guess that i wasnt enough for them or sumtinlike i was just another friend..ttheyll get another. which they will but not one just liek me you know?
Bugabooshan: yeah
Bugabooshan: and thats crap because no one should ever be able to replace you and for me no one can ever replace you
KinkyPinky2623: shannon, you are soo awesome...no one has ever said anyting nicer to me in a long time
KinkyPinky2623: thank you
Bugabooshan: sure i have other friends but not one day goes by when its to bad whitney isnt here to do this with us or i see something that reminds me of you
Bugabooshan: and do you remember thatone night with blaine?
KinkyPinky2623: yes!!
KinkyPinky2623: i haev never had soo much fun being a lil giggly girl EVER!
KinkyPinky2623: but you knwo wat i really relaly miss the most..?
Bugabooshan: and when we ate all those redvines and i woke up in the middle of the night and your brother sean and blaine were standing over us and sean jumped over the sofa to get the redvines see everytime i eat redvines i remember that or how you used to wear mircle and you had all those bags
Bugabooshan: what?
KinkyPinky2623: when asking my mom if a few friends to stay the night or just to hang out with soemone and my mom would always be lik only one..and the choice to just pivk ONE when i had so many ppl close to me..here i only have kimmie and jennifer i guess but its not the same at all i miss having US
KinkyPinky2623: it sucks i got rid of all those bags!! wheni moved
Bugabooshan: are you serious yo had so much
Bugabooshan: many*
KinkyPinky2623: the worst thing is my mom like hates me visitng..its liek she wants me to leave everything behind. and i dont want to laramie will always have part of my heart there in that house on 1585 inca drive
Bugabooshan: yeah when my sister was going out with gruever we would always drive by your house obviously lol but yeha its still your house in my point of veiw
KinkyPinky2623: same
KinkyPinky2623: part of me wants to forget about everything there so i can move on but i know i cant and i never will be able to i am going to go back there like all the time for the rest of my life and theres nothing i can do about it
KinkyPinky2623: and nothing i want to do about it
Bugabooshan: yeah i wanna come visit you sometime
KinkyPinky2623: i know
KinkyPinky2623: you should
KinkyPinky2623: but i donno teesha was going to come visit me but my mom doesnt want anyone to seh is soo gay!
Bugabooshan: oh that stinks well maybe ill beg my mom for us to come up there as a family thing
KinkyPinky2623: PLEASE
KinkyPinky2623: lol
Bugabooshan: i wonder how far portland is from bosie lol
KinkyPinky2623: a 1 hr fluight! :-)
Bugabooshan: really?
KinkyPinky2623: yuup
KinkyPinky2623: so when you fly outta boise at lik6 sy you get inportland at 6 its way tite
KinkyPinky2623: why are you going to be in booise?
Bugabooshan: thats were my ranch is and i go there like twice a year but i dont know when im going next
KinkyPinky2623: oh isee
Bugabooshan: maybe my mom will let heather and i fly to portland for like 2 days while she and the rest of my family are in bosie and heather and i could stay in a motel
Bugabooshan: i mean chase and heather were kinda friends so it all works
Bugabooshan: now i just have to talk my mom into it
KinkyPinky2623: oh yes!
KinkyPinky2623: haha
Bugabooshan: yeah lol
KinkyPinky2623: so seriously wat is it liek with out me?
Bugabooshan: well ssr isnt that same even though im not in that ssr
KinkyPinky2623: but how??
Bugabooshan: like with you...i could be my self and you wouldnt care because you were your self
KinkyPinky2623: i know wat you mean
KinkyPinky2623: its hard for me to be my self at school
Bugabooshan: and you would always make everyone happy if they were having and awful day
KinkyPinky2623: i am only myself aroudn kimmie an dsometiems at shcool but not always
Bugabooshan: and you werent into everyone fighting like now everyone trys to start fights and i hate it
KinkyPinky2623: same...violebnce is NOT the answer lol
Bugabooshan: yeah
Bugabooshan: and if i did something stupid or said something stupid like i always say stuff with out thinking first and now people like freak out but you just was like of well you messsed up
KinkyPinky2623: omg i knwo!!
KinkyPinky2623: we are soo alike i bet..like more than ever
Bugabooshan: yeah
Bugabooshan: see i dont care what people think about me because its me and you can take it or leave it
Bugabooshan: but some people dont even give other a chance
KinkyPinky2623: oh i know like i get rreally hyper when i go to dances and stuff so i was at this dance and i know this guy david and all his friends were there and they were like okay shes so anyonign how do you putup with ehr and all this shit but then i hung out with thm like downtown ( idk why but i ddi lol) and htey like liek me now i am liek okay...see i am a good person INYORU EYE lol
Bugabooshan: i like all sides of you because im realyl hyper to but i also can be calm at tiems
KinkyPinky2623: same!
KinkyPinky2623: lol
well the convo kinda dies from there but you get the idea right? well i hope lol
and here is another with my BEST guy friend EVEr paul..
atom15ANT: hewy
KinkyPinky2623: how ya doing?
atom15ANT: goo du
KinkyPinky2623: bored but i guess good not bad
atom15ANT: i listened to the song
KinkyPinky2623: and?
atom15ANT: i liek it
atom15ANT: make sm think of u
KinkyPinky2623: me too
KinkyPinky2623: thats why i wanted you to listen to it...it reminged me of you
atom15ANT: yeah but were goan send u a video
KinkyPinky2623: we?
atom15ANT: that sucks u cant come to wyoming
KinkyPinky2623: i know
KinkyPinky2623: i lcried\
atom15ANT: lol me too
atom15ANT: jk
KinkyPinky2623: lol
KinkyPinky2623: whos we?
atom15ANT: just alot of ppl
atom15ANT: dunno yet
KinkyPinky2623: im excited lol
atom15ANT: lol awsome
atom15ANT: we should liek get those web cams
KinkyPinky2623: we should
KinkyPinky2623: soo wat are you doing tonight
atom15ANT: uhh sittin here lol prolly go lift in a minute
KinkyPinky2623: nice :-)
KinkyPinky2623: imiss you soo much
KinkyPinky2623: lol its like an awkward silence over the internet .... who woulda htought
KinkyPinky2623: *thought
atom15ANT: lol i know
atom15ANT: i miss you alot
atom15ANT: yeah
KinkyPinky2623: you gotta send me more pictures
KinkyPinky2623: i have new ones
atom15ANT: ok
atom15ANT: hold on i might have some
KinkyPinky2623: ok
KinkyPinky2623 wants to directly connect.
atom15ANT is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
atom15ANT: not on this computer but when my mom hooks the scanner up ill ahe alot
KinkyPinky2623: okay
KinkyPinky2623: cool
KinkyPinky2623: wait should i not send miine now?
atom15ANT: well u always send and i wanna send mine
atom15ANT: but its up to u
KinkyPinky2623: well as long as you send then eventually ill send them now lol
KinkyPinky2623 wants to directly connect.
atom15ANT is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
KinkyPinky2623: but its not working..
atom15ANT: umm hold on
KinkyPinky2623: okei dokie
atom15ANT: my internets bein weird so i i go off il get back on
KinkyPinky2623: ok
atom15ANT: ok
atom15ANT: ok now try
KinkyPinky2623 wants to directly connect.
atom15ANT is now directly connected.
KinkyPinky2623: *PICTURE HERE*
KinkyPinky2623: its aat camp excuse the orange shiert
KinkyPinky2623: *PICTURE HERE*
atom15ANT: jeeze
atom15ANT: u bget more beuetiful everytime i see u
KinkyPinky2623: :-) thanks
atom15ANT: yep
KinkyPinky2623: *PICTURE HERE*
atom15ANT: that ones the best
KinkyPinky2623: thakns
KinkyPinky2623: *PICTURE HERE*
atom15ANT: : )
KinkyPinky2623: lol
KinkyPinky2623: thats all
atom15ANT: u could be a model
KinkyPinky2623: i wish
KinkyPinky2623: not skinny enough
atom15ANT: what!
KinkyPinky2623: lol
atom15ANT: i bet if i entered ur pic on that rate a buddy ud be liek a 15
KinkyPinky2623: lol
KinkyPinky2623: thanks
atom15ANT: jsut say the truth
KinkyPinky2623: the ttruth to me is i hate looking in the mirror but pictures do me justice lol
atom15ANT: lol i wihs i could be ur mirror O:-)
KinkyPinky2623: me too
atom15ANT: lol nah
atom15ANT: i wish u could come
KinkyPinky2623: i wish more than anything man! you have no idea
atom15ANT: yeah
KinkyPinky2623: WHY DID I HAVE TO FAIL FRENCH!
atom15ANT: ur bad at it?
atom15ANT: haha
KinkyPinky2623: no i just...hated it nad i didnt try or anytihigna nd i was always late the days i went
KinkyPinky2623: it was before school so i didnt really take it seriously
KinkyPinky2623: and i should have
atom15ANT direct connection is closed.
atom15ANT: hey did u mail me thee lletter
KinkyPinky2623: no
KinkyPinky2623: i didnt have the gutts
KinkyPinky2623: do you relaly want me to?
atom15ANT: yeah!
KinkyPinky2623: the envolopes kinda..flashy lol
atom15ANT: lol yeah
KinkyPinky2623: i mean...FLASHY!
KinkyPinky2623: liek colored...and sequesnce lol
atom15ANT: thas awsome ill keep it
atom15ANT: wahts hte letter say
KinkyPinky2623: you'll see
atom15ANT: lol nice
KinkyPinky2623: do you want me to write it or type it?
atom15ANT: swahtever u want
KinkyPinky2623: pick
atom15ANT: uhh whichever is easier for u
KinkyPinky2623: there the same..which one would you rather eciev
KinkyPinky2623: *recieve
atom15ANT: writting cuas i get to see ur tpin all the tiem
KinkyPinky2623: wat?
KinkyPinky2623: tpin?
atom15ANT: typin
KinkyPinky2623: OHH
KinkyPinky2623: i see
KinkyPinky2623: oak
KinkyPinky2623: *okay
KinkyPinky2623: its a deal
atom15ANT: ok
atom15ANT: do u have kazaa
KinkyPinky2623: yuup
atom15ANT: ok hold on
KinkyPinky2623: ok
KinkyPinky2623: why
atom15ANT: i got a a song
atom15ANT: lol
KinkyPinky2623: okay
KinkyPinky2623: im ready
atom15ANT: im deciding what song to let u her
KinkyPinky2623: atre you trying to pick betwee n two
KinkyPinky2623: cus ill download them both
atom15ANT: aybe
KinkyPinky2623: lol
atom15ANT: sexual healing by marvin gaye
atom15ANT: haha jk
KinkyPinky2623: laready have it
KinkyPinky2623: lol
atom15ANT: hav eu heard ryan cabrera
KinkyPinky2623: hes coming to portland but i havent ever herard him
atom15ANT: o get him and the songs called liek on the way down or somethin ites pretty gay
atom15ANT: but o well
atom15ANT: ill get a good one
KinkyPinky2623: okay cool thanks
KinkyPinky2623: all downlaiod them all
KinkyPinky2623: lol
atom15ANT: lol
KinkyPinky2623: lol
atom15ANT: fireflies by count stars
KinkyPinky2623: okay
atom15ANT: count the stars
atom15ANT: *
KinkyPinky2623: is it by fireflies?
KinkyPinky2623: whos it by?
atom15ANT: count the stars
KinkyPinky2623: oh okay
KinkyPinky2623: nvm
well yea the convo kinda dies form there too... lol but you get the idea..again? lo
I MISS WYOMING!! AHHH!
Posted at 11:13 pm by Whitney
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Sunday, June 27, 2004
Yo! I totally gave my blog a make over! Mwhahaha! So, anyway. My life is kind of dull at the moment nothing special. When school got out i went to the beach with Kimmie and her family. That was really fun while it lasted! Then when i got home my mom and I got in the biggest fight of all time!
See I got an F i French last quarter. Well she wasnt to happy and we just kept on arguing and I flipped out and I know I shouldnt have. Well she was really mad that I was yelling at her so she yelled back and i kept on dissing on her so she slapped me a few times. It really hurt I have never been slapped before. And from my mom? Well I ended up running outtta the house and down the street a ways. Mike went after me with the truck. We drove around awhile and I was planning on going to Kimmies because I did not want to go home. Well I went home to get my stuff. And my mom wouldnt let me go. I talked to Mike more and my mom talked to Mike and I went downstairs and huddled and cried. Well, my mom and I argued a lil more then I donno this softness came over and it was about her. Somehow? Well we talked about how I worried about her and how she thought I didnt care and all this stuff.
I hope it gets better soon, I always say after every figth that its better now and everything will be okay. Well, that obviusly hasnt worked. But now all I can do is hope everything will be okay.
So after that on Monday I went to Rock Springs. I flew down all by my self! I am soo proud! lol. Well the day I flew out m step brother and sister flew into Portland. So the day I got here. I called up Kate and we went to Dodge ball which was a great movie i loved it! And then we went to Vanity because my luggage hadnt come yet so I needed clothes for the next day. I got an outfit. Then I went home becuase we were going golfing in the morning! Woot woot! SIKE! lo
So, the next day I went golfing with my dad and that was boring as hell. Aaron and Chase arrived that day and we went to the Iliyas and then Kate and I went to Jills then Blairetown to go ice blocking.
I dont know if you all have heard of ice blocking but it is soo fun. So you go to liek Mini Mart and by those huge blocks of ice and you unwrap them of course then you pit a towel on top and you slide down a grass hill! Its soo Fun!
Well when we were there I met like Casey and Brian and ...hunk of burning love Griffin! hahah lol jk.
Well the next day we went to my cabin just the family.
Up there we jsut hung out and stuff. We went on the boat once and I tried wake boarding! It was soo hard! The water was like freezing! Argh it was frusterating! I never got up but yea.. it was a waste of time lol. Later that day I went horse back riding with my dad. We were heading home from the Lyons house. And well...my horse knew he was going home! He started galloping on the road. Welll I thought we were going to stay on the road...but NOOO!! Silver had another idea he flew into this random field and I landed on the fucking fence! I have scratches under my left arm and on my shoulder and on my back it sucks!
Well Since I have been back from my cabin nothing has happened. EXCEPT it was really cool. I was talkiing to Griffin last night online till 3 in the morning! we started talking at like 12ish maybe earlier. lol. yea
Well tomorrow I am going back home. I am leaving at 6 am and I will get in Portland at about 10ish! Kelly my step sis and i that night i think are going to go to the teen swim which should be fun!
Well I am gunna go!
.::Whitney::.
Posted at 08:32 pm by Whitney
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I know it is hard. I know it is sad. I am here day and night whenever you need me. I am here through the blue and grey. Keep your spirits high and glow as much as possilble. Your healing will take time, Your healing may never end. you and your family will find a way through. Smile as often as possible and never forget... I am here for each one of you. Whitney Marie Holtan
Posted at 05:08 pm by Whitney
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FAVORITE
Color: I like the whole rainbow! But mostly PINK!
Band: thats a hard one. i like all types of music and usually when i listen to music i have no clue who it is or wat its called! lol
Song: Right now i really like this one sone i have no clue who its by but i think it called 100 years to live. i like it :) that and amanda parez's i pray
TV show:The Disney Channel, Real World, Degrassi and The OC
Movie: Thirteen, Austin Powers all of them but the 1st ones the best by far, Finding Nemo, Mean Girls, Dodgeball, the others, The Ring, Charlies angels, i love alot of movies wat can i say?
Book: Degrees of Guilt, Where the Heart Is, The Secret Life of the Bees
Food: I love all food.I swear I am ment to be fat!
Animal: Penguins, chickens. ostriches, lamas, dogs, flamingos,kiwi birds, i like exotic pets lol
DO YOU…
Like to sing?: I wish I could I suck at it but I love to sing in my rom wiht the music blasted!
Have a job?: NO! I am only 14 shit not till I can dre myself to my job.
Have a cell phone?: Yeah, but the hearing thing is broke so if you call i cant her you but you can hear me.
Like to play sports?: Yeah, but I dont play on any teams or anything. And I love to snowbaord and DANCE! mwhahaha!
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No I wish!
Have a crush on someone?: Yea but not like it will happen or anything cus that jerko percko hsatn called me!
Have any special talents/skills? hmm dancing? being hyper and happy? lol i donno
Like school?: Depends, when there is no homework it kicks ass! lol and Grant will be tite next year.
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?: who counts their friends? You just have them! I have alot of friends tho cus I have the ones at camp, the ones in Laramie, the ones in Rock Springs, the ones in Portland, the ones I meet at the hoop. Yea i like to meet ppl.
Do you have (a) best friend(s)?: Yes, Kimmie, Ali, Courtney and Krista,and Kate
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: I hope they mean guy friends! Yea I have fallen for them many times. they are always the ones you know best and then you just start liking them no matter what!
Have you ever lost a friend?: forever? No not that I know of not over a fight or anything. I am friends with pretty much everyone I have ever been friends with..ever!
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend?: I hate to argue with my friends seriously. I did once. but thats it. well kimmie and I we always argue over dumb stufff but not serisouly.
Do you regret anything you’ve done to a friend?: Yes, sometimes I ignore ppl or think they are annoying and I wont talk to them and I feel bad so I always say sory and they didnt even know!
If so, what is it?: Listed above^
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?: not fully but almost
Are you single?: Yeah, that was already a question
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: definitely
What is your idea of the best date?: I would want to do something adventurus and something the guy likes to do liek four wheeling or sumthing to know that we can have fun doing stuff he likes to do too!
What was your first kiss like?: Ahh good times. I was in Ali Dubios basement. we were in the storage room and andrew eslinger and i pecked under the misletoe that was stored down there for christmas. and of course ali saw the whole thing althogh we didnt want her to! god i love that girl! good times good times!
Do you think love is a load of shit?: heavens no! i think everyone should be loved
What’s the best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex?: wat is this question asking? I love hanging out with boys. My best time with a bunch of boys was at Cade's party and all the girls were gone except for me and they were tryign to watch this porn shit so i was trying to turn it off and we had a fucking wrestling match! it was tite! But with a one on one expirence would be hmmm.. when i was with paul in courtneys backyard at like 1 in the morning and yea that was cool. it was before i moved and he was soo sweet. and i promised courtney i wouldnt make out with him and he did not like that lol. yea those were the days!
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: DUH!
Have you ever been dumped?: of course
Have you ever dumped someone?: for sure i hate to dump people though its really not fun!
What’s the most sexual thing you’ve done with the opposite sex?: think i am going to tell? okay well i donno the bases but i think it was 2nd
I....
am: Whitney
want: a man to be there and love me
need:my friends and family
crave: right now chapstick my lips are chapped!
love: i donno yet...
hate: back stabbers
did: pot? wat are they asking?
feel: concentrated
miss: Wyoming ppl
am annoyed by: people who are bitchy and rude for no reason and don't hear how they talk to people
would rather: be skinnier
am tired of: being bored
will always: have my family and friends
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: GOD YES I WANT TO SO BAD
Play strip poker?: hey! definitaly when i am older
Run away?: tried. they get in that car pretty fast!
Curse at a teacher?: depends why
Not take a shower for a week?: HELL NO!
Ask someone out?: yes
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: i have but i wouldn't anymore
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: GOD YES!!!
Go scuba diving?: definitely
Write a book?: not a book but i would love to be an editor of a magazine or writre a sdvice column
Become a rockstar: i wish!
Have casual sex?: yeah but i would prefer KINKY!! hahahha mwhahah jk
SILLY STUFF
What is your favorite genre of music?: anything but hard core rap or metal rock
When’s the last time you called someone?: like 2 hourse ago i called kimmie she still hasnt called me back!
How much money do you have right now?: i donno like 20$
Are you hungry?: No just ate a taco
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: i would be a witch liek sabrina
When’s the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: graduation :(
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies? when i am hyper :)
Or just make out?: ha i wanna! never had the guts mwhahaha
What an awkward ending to a survey..eh?
Posted at 04:24 pm by Whitney
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... >~ she called me to get my phone number. >~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said >"concentrate." >~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. >~she got stabbed in a shoot-out. >~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." >~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. >~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch. >~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. >~ she tried to drown a fish. >~ she thought a quarterback was a refund. >~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to >death. >~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get >change back. >~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of >third grade. >~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." >~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!! :)~>>> >~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.' >~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. >~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. >~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be >speachless. >~she studied for a blood test. >~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. >~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. >~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul >train. >~she sold the car for gas money. >~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. >~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. >~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. >~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. >~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Posted at 02:03 pm by Whitney
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ONE-POINT DARES
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed
2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head.
6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9. While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINTS DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn't enough for you here are some examples of insane acts you can use anywhere...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
you had to of laughed! mwhahahah!
Posted at 01:40 pm by Whitney
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Simple Facts
Name: Whitney
Year you graduate:2008
School: going into Grant High School
Who was who this yr?
Who was the hottest guy/grl this year: Evan Z.
Who did you find your self day dreaming about the most: depneds
Best Movie your saw this year and with who: Mean Girls with my brother and Mikey and Trevor and this other dude.
Not hot but a girl/guy that you thought was just a lil cute: Taylor S.
Guy/Girl you would say was the dorkest this year: thats soo mean! Peter but hes way tight!
Who Dressed the Best:Suzy
Who was the best jock:Kimmie
Who was the smartest:Maddie
Who had the best hair:Jacob :)
Who had the bets smile: Taylor S.
Who was the nicest:Maddie
Who were you mostly jelous of: ppl
Who had the nicest car: bo lol
Who had the prettiest eye: not me!! hhahaha
Who was the Funniest:kimmie and i togther lol
Who was the biggest slut:daniel..JK!
Who did you hate the most: Shelby
Best fight this year: there was only one. Reed and Tj
Coolest 12th grader:donno one
Coolest 11th grader:my bro
Coolest 10th grader:morgan
Coolest 9th grader:Mikey
Coolest 8th grader:i donno
Coolest 7th grader: Alex
Coolest 6th grader: antonio?
Stupidest Teacher:MR. Blume hhha
Coolest Teacher:Mrs schnoor
Favorite subject: shop
Best moment this year: everything! i donno specific times! i jsut liek having fun! but pprolly with kimmie
LAST BUT NOT LEAST SAY 4 GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO U
1. hes hot
2. hes sweet
3. i love his vioce
4. he is funny
dont you wonder who sent this to me! ;)
Posted at 01:35 pm by Whitney
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i know its a fwd but i liked it!
Picture This....A girl and her boyfriend are speeding over 100 mph on a road....
*Girl Says* Slow Down...Im scared!
*Guys Says* No this is FUN!
*Girl Says* No its not! PLEASE...Its too scary!
*Guy Says* Then tell me you love me!
*Girl Says* Fine I Love You! Slow Down!
*Guy Says* Now give me a BIG hug!
*Girl Hugs Him*
*Guy Says* Can you take my helment off? Its bugging me!
...In the paper the next day...
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because
of brake failure. Two people were on it but only one survived.
Now tell me.....Who do you think survived?
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke......but he didnt want to let the girl know so he had her say she loved him and felt his hug one last time....then he had her wear his helment even though it would mean that he would die.
Posted at 01:23 pm by Whitney
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sorrry i havent written for so long.
alot has happened but nothing worth sharing
do you beleive in fait? i do. well i didnt until now. so here it goes. i visit rock springs not relaly looking forward to being broed in GR so i go to RS and visit my freind kate and jill. they are going ise blocking with some other ppl. so we are all sitting on jills porch and there is this guy griffin there. way like perfect he is my type all the way. tan, muscular, blonde hair, perfect. so we didnt relalyt alk much when we went to blairtown but when we went on the ropes and i was running back he would always jump to catch my rope and he wlays gpot there first. so we went back to kates just me and her and we were online and we were talkign tohima nd "kate" was akingin him all these questions then i got him email and when igo thome we talked a lil. well we were going to go to a concert today but he was to tired. but when i get home. he is online we literally talk from 12-3am and then he goes tobed lol. well i leardned alot about him and he goes to portland alot to visit familya nd stuff i mean he knows oregion better than i do. and helikes the avs and i donno he like soo perfect! i asked him wat hi fav chip was just being random and he said nacho cheesier,well i was eating those at that moment is that weird or wat! well yea we are hopefullky gong ot hang out tomorrow! i hope i really wanna see him agian before i leave on monday. now i am not saying i am in love at first sight or w,e but this is destiny shit we have potnetial lol. well i am goin to go to bed!
Nighty Night
Whitney
Posted at 02:12 am by Whitney
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