I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... >~ she called me to get my phone number. >~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said >"concentrate." >~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. >~she got stabbed in a shoot-out. >~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." >~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. >~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch. >~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. >~ she tried to drown a fish. >~ she thought a quarterback was a refund. >~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to >death. >~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get >change back. >~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of >third grade. >~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." >~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!! :)~>>> >~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.' >~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. >~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. >~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be >speachless. >~she studied for a blood test. >~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. >~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. >~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul >train. >~she sold the car for gas money. >~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. >~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. >~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. >~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. >~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Posted at 02:03 pm by Whitney
